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Unicorn Squeaky Single Sandals | White/Sparkly Blue

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You can order left or right single shoes separately in different sizes.

Duchess Bubblegum Sparkles, also known as "Sparkles," "DBS" or simply "The Duchess," eschewed the rules of royal etiquette from a young age.

It's not that she wanted to disappoint her parents, she just couldn't imagine living a life banned from Monopoly or squeaking with delight whenever she wants.

As anyone who has ever tried to curtsy with four legs will tell you, it is neither graceful nor ladylike, but an exercise in ridiculousness.

What she longs for is a life free from the spotlight, to discover the beauty of the real world outside the palace walls and away from the paparazzi. Since leaving, she’s held a series of jobs considered boring by conventional standards:

  • Cheese Slicer (the cheese was just too tempting)
  • Stapler (a declining industry thanks to email - people just don't collate like they used to)
  • Envelope Licker (she enjoyed this, but an episode of her favorite comedy convinced her it's too dangerous)
  • Comptroller (glorified accountant, second most boring job)
  • Toll Booth Operator (she loved meeting new people, though they often seemed in a hurry)
  • Sport Clothing Product Tester (that came to a sharp end when she got moved to the hat department)
  • Social Media Marketing Consultant (Most. Boring. Ever.)

Despite forsaking her royal life, The Duchess' presence still commands attention whenever she walks into a room. She is, after all, still royalty, something unique to her extended family and the occasional Hollywood starlet.

She is currently in the second round of interviews to become a sign-holder for a local noodle house where she recently befriended an affable dragon. While she doesn't have actual sign-holding experience, the owner can't deny the fact that a unicorn waving his sign will turn heads, though he does worry that the medium may eclipse the message.

Squeaky Sandals Diagram
Squeaky Sandals Diagram

Customer Reviews

Based on 623 reviews
Amy A.
Absolutely adorable red sandals!!

These are the cutest shoe and easy to put on and take off! My toddler loved them and the sound they made, unfortunately she has a very narrow foot and in a size 8 they swallowed her foot so much, even though they were the correct length, I had to return them. I had previously purchased the blue pig ones when she was a size 5 and they worked wonderfully, will try the closed toe shoes again this fall. The customer service was wonderful when dealing with my return, and they made suggestions that their non-squeaky shoes run narrower if I wanted to try that, I declined because my toddler loves the squeak. A great company and quality shoe, I highly recommend these sandals to anyone whose child doesn’t have a skinny foot!

Emerson K.
Cute but don’t squeek

I ordered the shoes and they are cute so we kept them because they are adorable on our grandchild but they don’t squeek. Even after I tried the suggestions from customer service to get them to squeek they still were quiet .

I'm sorry to hear that we weren't able to get the sandals squeaking functionally! Please reach out to our customer support team if you would like to set up a replacement.

Emy C.
Awesome shoes!

My little boy loves it! But the size runs small. Its size 5 is equivalent to oshkosh bgosh size 4. Too bad my boy will outgrow it soon.